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warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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so I made my room all pretty for last night

 then realized it looked like a shrine

aaah. perfect.

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rncpriceley:

if you accept the margaery is a lesbian headcanon it makes her and renly’s marriage even more hilarious

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kisskissbigbang:

nyankee:

aristi-cthonia:

awfulbanter:

Opinions are like orgasms, most girls aren’t taught that it is okay to have their own and are only expected to further men’s.

Holy shit.

woah there

PREACH

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First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,

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so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

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I know my family never makes a big deal about easter - I had to buy and hide  eggs and invite them over to my tiny apartment last year - but it still hurts for them to not even ask what I’m doing.

I wonder if they even know it’s a holiday. assholes.

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clocked-in-punched-out:

This helps the pain.

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